How dare you try and –
I cannot believe you would –
The nerve of you to –
WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH?
I have a thousand and one sparkling golden bestseller ideas just bouncing around in my head
and you are hampering my ability
to translate even
one sentence onto paper
I shall ask you just one more time –
No, I am telling you just one single –
Time is important and you are wasting –
I can’t even think.
This is entirely your fault.