If I Were in Charge of The World

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If I were in charge of the world
I’d ban seafood,
Needles,
Long fingernails and also, twerking

If I were in charge of the world
There would be dancing in the street
Walking in the park
And singing in the rain

If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn’t have hate
You wouldn’t have lonely
You wouldn’t have suicides
Or homophobes

If I were in charge of the world

Books would be the new movies

Sixties clothes would be back in style

And people who cry and laugh and feel

And sometimes eat peanut butter excessively

Would still be allowed to be

In charge of the world

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